Where do books go when they die? Well, I dont know, book. I changed a lot. The script was called "Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian," and as the title implies, it begins with the Deetzes moving out to Hawaii to build their very own resort. NO! Are you all right? MISS ARGENTINA: DID YOU EVEN READ THE HANDBOOK? You saw that monster! (DELIA and CHARLES make out on the table.). BEETLEJUICE: There you go, kid. BEETLEJUICE: And now for the moment youve all been waiting for! BARBARA: Adam, I dont think we survived that fall. THE MAITLANDS: (creepily.) Through the dining room, with homilies in, needlepoint on the wall: BLESS THIS HOUSE O LORD WE PRAY / MAKE, IT SAFE BY NIGHT AND DAY / BLESS THE FOLKS WHO DWELL WITHIN /, KEEP THEM SAFE FROM HARM AND SIN. Thats the rule. And then she was like But I dont have any baby oil! and then I was like Well, Ive got some guacamole. And that is how I made nachos with Catherine Hepburn. Im not comfortable withfeelingsyou know that. BARBARA: This is the first nice moment weve had sincesince we died. Is that an old book? But honey, whatever it is you think youre looking for, youre not gonna find it. endobj
CHARLES: Delia, there is nothing in your head. It's just like you said, you dont always get it, but youre a part of it. Entertainment. Life is a goddamn roller coaster, I dont know how you people do that. LYDIA: I cant change anything! LYDIA: I dont know. Beetlejuice It was all rundown and we didnt know if we were going to get through it. LYDIA: I really like you guys. Though "Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian" never got made, the specter of a "Beetlejuice" sequel has been haunting Hollywood ever since. LYDIA: I just want something to remember you bye, when youre gone. TpV]38Y/NPAw`R8'' )6yq*^=ew^|f@)e,$ .HXiO|8-C!q[]~#-4=CiWuWL8}U?wQC.LyGW8QrdA%g*)$IV8& i\Q;\B)1W%- qf/1 ADAM: Im sorry, I have to say it, this house is not stupid. ), THEY'LL NEVER GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES. Well, if you wanna treat me like a demon, then Ill be a demon. Im going to find mom! $12.99. LYDIA: Hey Beetlejuice! ADAM Hey old girl! TELL MY STORYYYYYY! JUNO: Anyone whose ever died is in there. But I (a beat.) MAXIE DEAN: I was never gonna invest in your stupid "gated community." BEETLEJUICE: Okay! Shall we? empty, dimly lighted. BEETLEJUICE: Whaaaat? Second row, right there! BEETLE JUICE by Warren Skaaren From an original screenplay by Micheal McDowell based on a story by Michael McDowell and Larry Wilson SECOND DRAFT When Adam and Barbara first turn down his services, he refuses to take no for an answer, and later in the film he finds his way back into the heart of the drama when he attempts to marry Lydia. ROCKET trots off in the direction of town. There have been whispers of a sequel ever since "Beetlejuice" debuted in 1988, but an announcement from Brad Pitt's production company renewed interest in returning to Burton's ghostly world in early 2022 (via Deadline). its just like Wah, Wah, Wah Wah Wah Wah. All these feelings. LYDIA: What? Pluslearn to throw your voice! CHARLES: Thats insane, shes not(BEETLEJUICE uses his powers to shut up CHARLES. BEETLEJUICE: NO! MISS ARGENTINA: THIS IS THE NETHERWORLD! ROCKET is standing on the bridge staring into the water. You said you would help us! Buddy, thanks for coming, but we are dealing with a haunted house here. ADAM leads her toward the fire. Except her. I gotta keep these two lovebirds here, with me so they can haunt their house Ahh! <>/Metadata 8096 0 R/ViewerPreferences 8097 0 R>>
But she was talking about us. CHARLES: Do you hear that, Delia? Big beautiful brains. BARBARA: Im sorry, why are we in the attic? Where is that damned exorcist? (closes door.) Because of her, I got to live, briefly, very briefly, and can I just say something? And I want everyone here to know it. It's not about that. To the dead. And now were all alone. We take all these adult recreational classes, you know, ballroom dancing, backyard composting, ADAM: We just took this amazing glass blowing class. DELIA: Well, Im so happy for all of you. BEETLEJUICE: Its a figure of speech Adam, okay? 6 0 obj
Happiness! He is so mean to me! DELIA: I dont see race. Powerless. Get the shrimp! No matter what Delia and Charles tell their rich friends, the Deetzes will appear unhinged to everyone else. Lets save Lydia and get the hell out of here. Register. They employ a certain bio-exorcist to help push the Deetzes out of their home and, well, all hell breaks loose. Its not a fad! CHARLES: I already did change. Okay, new plan. It has u but doesnt have a me. Originality. Yeah. OTHO: Its Kevin! BEETLEJUICE: DID I SAY NETHERWORLD? They look right through me! I want you, Beetlejuice. And that is why you need me! DELIA: Otho, I noticed that the Soulbox is both glowing and making a noise. I might have to get a little nasty. ONE DAY YOU MAY WAKE UP ALONE, DELIA: 'CAUSE YOUR HUSBAND AND HIS BOYFRIEND BOUGHT A BOAT AND THEN THEY SAILED AWAY TO ROME, DELIA: SO YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP IN DEEP DESPAIR, TALKIN' TO THE WALLS 'CAUSE THERE'S NO ONE THERE, 'CAUSE THAT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE TO HAVE A FAMILY, THAT YOUR AGING ASS WILL HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT , A LITTLE "I AM STILL YOUNG!!!" Also, no liquids! LYDIA: Mother nearest, heart how dearest. It says, Im warm, Im friendly, and I think about death only a normal amount! She is cut short by her powerful inspiration. Own that. I'm so glad you changed your mind. CHARLES:Yes, but we have to move forward! Death for the dead. Hey, I get it! The fact is, shes been having a hard time since LYDIA: Oh father! (to audience.) LYDIA: Let me get you some cash for those cookies! Overall, Beetlejuice, with a runtime of 93 minutes and a 30+ year old plot, delivers on its ability to entertain the audience and surprise them with the twists and turns of its plot. Oldest trick in the book! WebThe wedding brings Beetlejuice to life, allowing Lydia to kill him again. Theyre made out of the devil! LYDIA: Yeah. DELIA: Oh, shes so stubborn, I just need more time. BEETLEJUICE: DON'T YOU WANNA SEE DAD SUFFER? LYDIA: Hey dad? So this is what you get! This is such an interesting font! 2 0 obj
LYDIA: What? LYDIA: But Dad, theres no one in it. And I agreed to do it." (a beat or two.) it is my job to help transfer you out of the overwhelming emotional life, and into the blissful numbness and soothing solitude that awaits you in the infinite abyss of nothingness that is the Netherworld. See ya suckers! Because Belafonte's music was more affordable than the R&B tracks that Skaaren wanted to use, David Geffen (who owned the production company backing "Beetlejuice") gave Belafonte a call. xt`%oE|/N_u.pxe}>'G+OO,?ZT"^E,p/"_?vI$Ym^nuh ,Tk9:NNm'C;UtiFED9N5q:%,xN5|;l8E?|~Q)^z]T~2%Ny|<1. This house is haunted! LYDIA: Beetlejuice, dont you get it? BARBARA: That needy pervert was right. LYDIA: Classic Bait and Switch, Oldest trick in the book! ADAM: I didnt think it was that weak! LYDIA: Shade Maternal, Fate Infernal, I summon thee with Saturns breath. He was already dead. CHARLES: Delia, you erotic astronaut! Are you alright? I study death, I think like death, I spent a long holiday weekend in a Red Roof Inn with death! NEVER MIND, HE'LL BE YOUR G-U-I-D-E TO THE OTHER SIDE, I'M THE B-TO-THE-DOUBLE-E-T-L-E TO THE J-U-I-C-E, BEETLEJUICE: I understand it's a lot to process, but, THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU AND YOUR SPOUSE DIED IN YOUR OWN HOUSE, THAT MEANS THE TWO OF YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, A LITTLE ON THE POTTERY BARN AND DRY WHITE WINE SIDE, AS FOR ME, I'VE BEEN SCARING FOR MILLENNIA, I'M THE BIO-EXORCIST GIVING HOUSES ENEMAS, BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: PUSH OUT ALL THE BREATHERS, BEETLEJUICE: AND I DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF IT, 'CAUSE THIS GUY HAPPENED TO BE PASSING BY, TO GIVE YOU CONTROL OF YOUR SOUL FOR THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING (AH AH AH AH AH AH AH! Careful Charles! The oldest trick in the book. I am utterly alone. TELL MY STORYY! (a beat.) Thats why Im doing this. Please, dont spin the wheel! Were going to change that (rings triangle.) You both get em. BEETLEJUICE: Im tired of being alone! Im a dead guy, stuck in the world of the living with nothing, and no one to share it with. What are you talking about. x\[o6})E(&g6q.}`dF&FKJN6)(ss~H~{q69'3H\N9J8UoT8;>z%!\6\8sO2?RuDY?x?y|dGo.0E0ah e`>d2wd2=p,=X8aq8I?KW$,!Kb=A|i_WYup&`x,&J>WkY^w,_gn&&Nr:&g?ptzx/{>%8|w5n0 .-#J+UHsZN
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wI>L]U*$-VjI`~yA'"B; ?~>g,$] YG,jncbQ`V\"t0 BEETLEJUICE: Ugh, holy moly, a lot of people come to this house, lights! CHARLES: And, she wanted my blessing. BEETLEJUICE: Okay, plan B! All I have to do is convince Lydia to marry me. They can never take it away! JUST THINK OF THE UNIVERSE AS A FEMALE BEST FRIEND, AND YOU CAN BE LIKE "HEY, UNIVERSE, WHAT'S HAPPENIN', GIRL? This is amazing! BARBARA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? MAXIE DEAN: Im rich. BEETLEJUICE: Well, well, well, kid. (laughs) Hell do it. Lydia doesnt have my resilience. DELIA: Youre breaking up with me AND firing me? I need to really live, really connect! ADAM: What is that? And you dont exist. Rule number two: every new ghost gets a tote bag! Either way, Betelgeuse isn't going to be happy about it, and clearly he'll try every trick in his book to get out of serving his time, even if it doesn't work out for him. I think I really captured your essence. Mr. Juice, I respect your resistance and your Moxy. Yes, its been very creepy. Guy talk howd you do it? But when he turns it on, what if your mom shows up instead? AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO PROCESS MY ANGER BECAUSE AS A SOCIETY WE DONT TEACH MEN HOW TO PROCESS THEIR ANGER, SO MAYBE ILL JUST TRYMURDER! We left each other behind. He can't be seen by any living people, but he needs a living person to say his name three times to make him visible, and for one to marry him to fully resurrect him. Jesus Christ, why do you gotta be so sexy? Lydia Beetlejuice Cup - 22 oz. Wheres your handbook? We are father, daughter, and Delia. Wait come back! I'M GONNA MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME, I'LL MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME (MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME). We will. MAXIE DEAN: Oh, dont mind her. 9 0 obj
WebHere Lies Betelgeuse Molded Tombstone Mug 20 oz. LYDIA: You guys want your house back, right? BEETLEJUICE: For a price. BEETLEJUICE: No. BEETLEJUICE: Well then you have to learn how to scare them! Scarecrow. What an effervescent young lady you are. YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK, GIRL I GOT YOUR BACK, GIRL I'M HELPING YOU GROW", TIME TO TAKE COMMAND YOU DICTATE THE HAND THE UNIVERSE DEALS. I will, I just, OKAY FINE I WILL. Webbeetlejuice wedding scene script. Maxie Dean loves shrimp! The last room to be seen is the living room. We invisibles have to stick together! Mom! BEETLEJUICE: You heard the lady! The movie has already shown that Betelgeuse has a particularly difficult time getting to enter the world of the living to cause mischief. OTHO: Let me say it (dramatically) DEATH! LYDIA: Perhaps thats because I myself, am strange and unusual. BEETLEJUICE: No. This is not working out. I see you. Im ready for some people to die. Strangers. ADAM: Hes going to kill someone! Well you got what you wanted, Dad. If I had known. I dont wanna die! I dont remember making a fire. Beetlejuice Mmmmmm, yes! LYDIA: Dad! w`^ The Best Horror Movie Weddings, Ranked by The Guests Now after you scare them, while theyre still quaking in terror, you make them say this! LYDIA: Im not going back! No! Every dead person gets one, but since youre not actually dead, wanna see a sad puppet show? BEETLEJUICE: Pepperoni, mushrooms and snakes! Beetlejuice (1988) - Michael Keaton as Betelgeuse - IMDb My names not Otho! -----------------------------------------------------------------. (a beat.) Your moms dead, shes in the Netherworld. LYDIA: Hes the loneliest guy I know. MISS ARGENTINA: Oh, but you have to go back now. But, if youre going to live like a ghost, you have to follow the rules. BARBARA: I think so! IS SIMPLY A MANIFESTATION OF MOTHERLY PANIC, AREN'T YOU CREATING A WAY OF TRANSLATING THE TERROR, HIDING AWAY SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO FACE BEING A BAD MOM, ADAM AND BARBARA: SOON ENOUGH, OUR HOPES AND OUR DREAMS WILL BE CRUSHED. Now you remember what my guru Otho says! Oh you dont have a handbook? Delia, that was just the wind. Im bringing my mom back, and none of you can stop me! STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Hey guys? MONSTER BEETLEJUICE: Your not invisible when you're me! ADAM: (as if hes possessed.) Can you believe that? I need a wife. BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, time moves differently when youre dead, but boy does it move. <>
EVEN, LIKE, A TAX ATTORNEY WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER, SOMEBODY WITH GRAVITAS SOMEBODY TO FEAR WHO, ADAM: Excuse me, Mr. Beetlejuice we can kind of hear you. Hide! BEETLEJUICE: NO! Theyre chasing me! Lets chop off his head. ADAM: Okay, that Wasn't as much fun as I thought it'd be ADAM: We are not kombucha people. (Charles and Delia try a Hi-five) Oh, so close! beetlejuice wedding scene script. MISS ARGENTINA: But thats impossible, you youre a living girl. (DELIA screams.) We couldve been such a great team. BEING YOUNG AND FEMALE DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M AN EASY MARK, BEETLEJUICE: I'M OFFERING YOU A FULL-TIME SPECTER. Could I bring her back here? Adam, youre boring. Netherworld. That was an old Scandinavian folk song. YAAAH. ADAM: Oh yeah? Step right up and lets play a game that I like to call RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!. 1 May 2023. LYDIA: Recently Deceased. But, its true, I was kicked in the head by a dressage horse. But together, well make him see! ADAM: Barbara! TAKE YOUR PLACES I WANT SCARY FACES NOW GO! BEETLEJUICE: Holy crap! BEETLEJUICE: Well make it snappy, I WANT CAKE! Every success begins with sucks and ends with yes. Ill do it. Lets draw the door. Im going to suck your ghostinto it and trap it there forever!. Dead guy, what brings you to the roof? But the two of you can. I got all the way to Howards store, and then Howard tells me their out of stock. WebBeetlejuice (1988) - full transcript. x[oIF(j}WQ$.Md.(!^k l Q!-. _[4uzp'} LJ`(ZDNDQJe1R e"
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JUNO: STOP! Delia must have spent a small fortune reworking the place, but in the final scene of the film, the ground floor appears to have been reverted to the way it looked when the Maitlands lived there. But Lydia, you cant live like this! What isn't clear is why he's waiting there, or what exactly is going to happen to him when he finally gets to his appointment. Its not a real marriage. Do you understand what Im proposing? BEETLEJUICE: Sorry, kid. (snaps photo.) He'll only save the day if Lydia will agree to marry him. I was like, Pick a lane, Bill!. BEETLEJUICE: Your mom? BEETLEJUICE Isnt this amazing? You dont like your dad, and I dont like my mom! That is the purpose of Script to Screen, a series on GITS where we analyze a memorable movie scene and the script pages that inspired it. Cmon. And the teacher was Wiccan! I dont know get it, but Im a part of it! I had it open for a second but the Maitlands slammed it shut. And Im not gonna let you take it from her! ", AND SHE'LL BE LIKE "OH, NOTHIN' JUST RUNNING THE WORLD.". Thats why youre stuck in the attic! Welcome to the family, son. It was like the perfect dad joke! But what if it doesnt last? And speaking of, right on time! Delia? You need a mother. Im on your side, and I always will be. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. s ha rd BEETLEJUICE A musical Music & Lyrics by Eddie Perfect ic Book by Scott Brown & Anthony King R Unsurprisingly, neither of the adult Deetzes get much screen time near the end of the film, so there's really no telling how they reacted to everything that happened at their home. Im always prepared. But, its worth it. BEETLEJUICE: We are gonna make such a great team! I mean, no I have an idea, how about instead of impaling yourself on that birdbath, you uh, I dont know, say my name three times. r&sZ,oonWUq"- ADAM: (BARBARA screams.) ADAM: I gotta say hun, were lucky. Beetlejuice Movie Script BEETLEJUICE: AHH YOU FOOLED ME WITH LOVE! For we do not walk alone., GROWN UPS WANT TO FIX THINGS, WHEN THEY CANT, IT ONLY FILLS THEM WITH SHAME, IS IT BEING GREEDY TO NEED SOMEBODY TO SEE ME AND SAY MY NAME. ADAM Bill Hadley on his tractor. Please, forgive me! Thats why youre here. Do you think you would mind leaving and never coming back? This is already the BEST exorcism Ive ever been to! He holds out his hands to be, warmed. YOUVE JUST BEEN WAITING FOR THE PERFECT TEACHER. <>
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All recently deceased individuals, form a line! Do you want some lunch? OTHO: Yes, (imitating DELIA) Woah! Dad, please. BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah right! Welcome to our model home. I have some good news. People dont read. Im Barbara, this is Adam. I love it! LYDIA: My whole life is a dark room. And Id like us to be a family. You and me, were not that different. OTHO: I dont know. And breathers worry so much about their stupid little lives, most of them never notice anything strange or unusual unless you make them. I thought these were twin sheets! By using our Services, you agree to our use of cookies. Trust me, its going to get weird, but itll work. And I like the attic! And he gave me this. BARBARA: Adam! New Car smell people LYDIA: And we, are old book smell people. ADAM: Lydia, we're so sorry! LYDIA: There's one thing that can still stop him. The movie is directed by the legend Tim BARBARA: Ill make a (a beat.) Hes here! Puppet show!! I dont know what kind of game youre playing right now, but-. I like to think I put my own spin on it, but whats the point, you know? Barbara, put her there now put her here, OWWWWW! You! ADAM: My whole life flashed before my eyes! ADAM: Im confused, you can see us without the sheets. DELIA: Its like my guru Otho always says, If you dont take a chance, you dont have a chance, because you didnt take it!. Stupid sheet!, (Ad lib.). One of the single best things you can do to learn the craft of screenwriting is to read the script while watching the movie. Charles wants to find a place where he can escape the busy life of the city and finally get a chance to relax. stream
So, on the count of three just yell out the scariest thing you can think of! LYDIA: Okay. Leave this house! FORESHADOWING. Beetlejuice Movie Script - Etsy BEETLEJUICE: THAT IS THE SOUND, OF CLEAN, WHITE, SHORTS TURNING BROWN, LYDIA: THE SOUND OF A SCREAM, IS MUSIC TO ME, A SOUND THAT SAYS FIFTEEN YEARS FULL-TIME THERAPY, BEETLEJUICE: TRAUMA AND FEAR, IT SINGS IN MY EAR, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE AROUND, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. I cant see! BEETLEJUICE: I mean you literally jumped into hell to get away from me. She was my world, too Lydia. ADAM: Oh! OH GOD! I dont know what I did. ILL NEVER COME THIS WAY AGAIN!
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