monsters, inc bloopers transcript

), (Boo gives Sulley a big hug and Sulley hugs her back. But I love sports. Sulley turns to the door after hearing the toilet flush. Amplified stomach gurgles are heard while he waits. But now we can set everything straight again, for the good of the company. ), (Sulley stops, scarcely able to believe what he's seeing.). Monster Kid: Morning, Mike! Sulley: Okay, all right, making a nice little area for you to-- (Sulley hears a giggle. Mike: Hey, what's the matter? ATTA: (sigh) I know, I know. Randall peeks out of Boo's room and emerges with the box. Computer voice: (over P.A.) "), (Mike and Celia are seated in a romantic booth, laughing.). (The helicopters turn around and begin to fly away. A microphone is thrust in his face.). Attaboy. Sulley's eyes light up. Ow! The door is white, and it has five flowers on it.). Sushi?! (Randall angrily hits the stall door. ), (The tally board updates; Sulley's back in first place.). Sulley: Hey, Randall. Mike runs into the lobby, searching for Sulley.). You in there? Each painful jerk of his fronds makes Randall change colors. NOOOOOOO! Oh, boy, how do I explain this? ), (Sulley pulls the door open and sees only more snow. Mike: All right, come on, over the plate, let's see the old stuff here, pal. Come on, get lost, you two. Sulley makes a run for the door, but it's slammed in his face. Mike: Come on, the coast is clear. (As Mike continues, Sulley approaches Boo, who is petrified.). Mike: Let me see it! Oh, yes. (runs off), (The monsters work fast and furious. (A horrible scream gets Mike's attention. (Sulley pitches Randall through.) We're sitting targets! (A CDA agent stands in front of the apartment buildings. Suddenly, he spies a tentacle, emerging from the closet. ), Mike: We who are living in Monstropolis! (Mr. Waternoose, CEO of Monsters, Inc., steps from the shadows.). , Mike and Sulley: (v.o.) (clears throat) Happy birthday. Mike walks in.). (On the TV, there are beautiful shots of monsters happily living their lives.). ), (Boo jumps in front of the open door, but only sees her closet with her stuff in it), (The portal to the monster world has closed. Script Version 1 (The main 5 M&Ms are power walking. (Sulley's yelling frightens the kid, who starts crying again. Look, you and I are a team. Mike: What are you talking about? Sulley: Oh, I'm feeling good today, Mikey! She's a slug-like monster with horn-rimmed glasses.). She immediately runs towards Sulley on the stage.). (Sulley charges toward the bag, stumbling into a waiter. Hello? Monsters, Inc./Trailer transcripts | Moviepedia | Fandom Mike: And what about me? Charlie's eyes go wide. ), (Disassembled scream carts and tools sit idle; Randall is nowhere to be seen. Sulley's nervous face is hit with light as he scans the room. Mike? Get the picture? Mike: Somebody's gotta take care of you, you big hairball. Oh, she touched me!! Roz: None of this ever happened, gentlemen. Sulley : Mike, you don't understand. That's not what I was going to say! Mike: Honey, please. (Later, the monster kids jump rope as Mike and Sulley pass.). Sulley: Here! Randall: Can it, Wazowski! ), (Sulley looks around frantically for the bag. (he spots the eye stalk.) Yeti: Oh, would you look at that? Sulley opens he door and motions for Mike to jump in. Hoo-hoo! And don't worry. Employee Walla: Way to go, Randall! You're making it worse! ), (Sulley and Mike flee over to the window. AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! (As Mike continues walking, Sulley slowly comes to a stop, an idea forming in his mind. Sulley: Did you lose weight? (At the reception desk, Celia Mae is answering phone calls.). Sulley: I still don't understand. Mike: (to Sulley) Oh, no, my scare reports! Come on. The scarers stride onto the Scare Floor in slow motion. ), (Sulley and Mike struggle to hang onto the door as it plunges downward. Uh-oh. Oh, he's a happy bear. (Randall stomps on one of Sulley's hands, knocking it off the door edge. Little Boy: (o.s.) Bile, horrified by the child, lets out an even more blood curling scream of his own. system) Never mind. Mr. Waternoose: (expecting the worse) Well, Jerry, what's the damage so far? Everyone knows you gonna get us through it. From behind the stall, toilet water splashes onto the floor. (It's not working -- she continues to cry. Mike: So, get this. It almost looks like you gotta--, (Mary lifts the hood of her costume. In seconds, Mike deftly fills can after can with scream. Sulley: Just keep it together. Sulley exits and checks his new scare totals on the jumbo-tron.). Monsters, Inc./Transcript | The Movies Wiki | Fandom Did the whole family see it? Outtakes/Company play | Pooh's Adventures Wiki | Fandom Betty! Sulley: (nervous) Uh, well uh er, uh Mike: No! Multiple day-care kids: (o.s.) ), (Yellow-suited figures known as the CDA rappel through the windows from the ceiling overhead. A hanging stereo speaker lands on his head. Now, bon voyage. Confused, Mike opens it. Sulley: Uh, actually, she's my, uhhh, my cousin's sister's--. Yaah! Tell me you're joking. The toys and kid junk from Boo's room -- which Sulley stuffed in the night before -- fall out onto George.). Step Brothers (2008) Bloopers, Gag Reel & Outtakes. Mike: Okay. ), (Boo laughs hysterically at Mike's pain. (Sulley drops to the ground and lies motionless, then jogs again.). (Mike reaches for paperwork on the desk, but Roz's wet hand lands on it first. Mike: Yes. Sulley: (stopping) Randall? Dodgeball was the best. (A little day care kid steps up to Mike. ), (The curtain flies open. ), (Sulley jumps onto another track of doors below. Randall: I'm about to revolutionize the scaring industry. Randall rushes off to his cart as monsters return from lunch. Sulley: (genuinely impressed) Hey, you're good! Yeti: Abominable. Needleman & Smitty: Hey, Mr. Sullivan. Hello? Behind him, a scream can rises into the air and hits him on the head. Here's the pitch (Sulley prepares to toss Randall through the door.). Do you have one-nineteen? (Mike jumps gracefully into the air and does a flip, landing crotch first on top of the metal door track. (This gets Randall's attention. ), (CHOP! The door tilts towards another track, banging into oncoming doors as they zip by. Monsters, Inc. / Funny - TV Tropes Both know it's true. ), (Mike and Sulley pass Blobby who suddenly oozes through a grate and into the sewer below, leaving only eyes and teeth a top the grate. Randall emerges to watch his tally go up, but only slightly. ), Mike and Sulley: (v.o.) Randall's name replaces Sulley's as number one.). It stops, stacked against the wall of doors.). Mike smiles and steps aside. ), (Meanwhile Fungus is being tossed happily into the air by the celebratory group.). Randall is gone! The kid sees the monster and gasps. (It was a beautiful tranquil day in the tropics. Celia is right in front of him, scuffed, bruised, and wearing an Elizabethan collar around her neck.). (CRASH! It's her door. (Mike runs to the TV, Sulley slips and falls. Come on. Mike: (mocking) "You hear that? Mike: Yeah, it's, ah, "Bring An Obscure Relative to Work Day". Although you can find the Monsters Inc. bloopers on Pixar's YouTube page (might only be the Company Play segment though.) In fear, she calls out for Sulley. (offering) Snowcone? Oh, sure no problem. I picked out an easy door for you, in Nepal. But guess what? Workers happily move giant scream cans tell each other jokes, juggle and enjoy themselves. Celia: (gasps) Harryhausen's?! (Sulley looks down at Mary who is wiggling and mumbling. Sulley: Mike, what are you thinking? We-we'll talk. Sulley: Here she is. Right. Sulley tries to get away, but Boo grabs his tail. The first stall door in the row suddenly slams open. (to car) Bye, baby! Mr. Waternoose: (to recruits) Pay attention, everyone. Mike: Scary feet, scary feet, scary feet-- Oop! He comes to a stop in front of a portrait of Waternoose, and breathes a sigh of relief. If you're gonna threaten me, do it properly. CDA Agent #1: The one from the commercial. (Sulley quickly sweeps Mary in his arms.). It scares little kids and little monsters. Go fetch. ), Sulley: Ooh, ah, the happy bear, he has no , (Boo reaches for the bear, accidentally touching Sulley's hand. Other assistants do the same. The eastern portion of the United States is illuminated as Jerry Slugsworth steps up.). Boo roars at Randall.). Celia: Michael, if you don't tell me what's going on right now, we are through! image/svg+xml The Magnus Archives (and, thus, these transcripts) is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. ), (Sure enough, Randall is heading towards the exit with Boo in tow. He puts some of the pieces on a newspaper as a little area for Mary to sleep, but she sticks with sleeping in Sulley's bed.). Psst. The door slams in his face. Mike runs headlong into a pile of take-away boxes. Mr. Waternoose and the workers cover their eyes. It swings shut again.). It's (putting it all together) Ohhhhh. Charlie: Hey, Wazowski, nice job. Mike: Hello? I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you. You and me together, that's how it always should be. CDA agent #3: This is a 23-19 in progress. Mike whispers to him.). He turns around to find Mary in his bed.) We see silhouettes of a boy, his Mom, and Randall.). A Jumbo-tron screen displaying the MI logo switches over to a map. (Boo is riding Randall, pulling his fronds! I never should have trusted you with this. Is this one yours? Celia: (over P.A.) It's still leaning to the left! Boo looks up at Sulley and smiles. Do I see one-twenty? system) Attention. Charlie, Waxford and Frank: Nice job! (Mike pretends to wave a stick at Mary's face, as if she was a dog, and he throws it in the door.). ), (Later at the Monstropolis storefront, a garbage monster sweeps garbage off the sidewalk into a dustpan. Ted's walking to work. In a moment all the apartment windows are glowing brightly. Mike: What a night of romance I got ahead of me! I told you I'd get her card key. Mike appears behind it. He relaxes back into bed. What'd you do with it? Mr. Waternoose: (to camera) Of course. Uh-oh. Mike taps Boo lightly on the shoulder. Randall: Okay, very funny. (Waternoose blinks, uncomprehending. Mike: (stage whisper) Great. Sulley makes his way to the end of the hall. The silhouette of a large horned creature rises up over he bed. Sulley, Mike and Boo run out of a Hawaiian beach house, onto the sand.). ), (Randall ejects the door. Suddenly Boo slips and falls forward with a noise. Flat-liningflat-lining Sulley: Uh, Mike, I think she's getting tired. Sulley lifts himself back up into the room. Mike: Be relaxed, be relaxed, be relaxed. Oh! New makeup? ), (Boo giggles wildly as Sulley deposits her in bed. MOVE! ), (The sun sets over Monsters, Inc. A bell rings as the factory winds down. Hello. The lights in the apartment glow even brighter than before. Mike: I can't believe we are waltzing right up to the factory! Mike: Is that a joke? JackFrostandfriend's movie-spoof of "Monsters, Inc." Cast: James P. Sullivan ("Sulley") - Sky (Winx Club) Mike Wazowski - Hiro Hamada (Big Hero 6) Boo - Vanellope Von Schweetz (Wreck-it Ralph) Randall Boggs - Vector (Despicable Me) Mr. Henry J. Waternoose III - Mephisto (Lolirock) Celia Mae - GoGo Tomago (Big Hero 6) The front page reads: KID SIGHTING AT SUSHI RESTAURANT. Come on, pal, cheer up, we did it. (chuckles) Wore it on his head like a tiara. Mike: Shh Schmoopsie Heh heh Shh, shh, shh. (Panicking, Mike grabs Celia and kisses her to keep her quiet, but this only makes Celia slap him. Sulley: We have to get Boo's door and find a station. We have a new scare leader, Randall Boggs. ), (They place the sock on the floor. Mike: (nervously looking around) Kid? No, no! (Sulley turns the corner and slams into Randall. Funny, she doesn't look dangerous. Celia: (o.s., over P.A. You know, maybe I should re-align the scream intake valve? We're BANISHED, genius!! Randall: Word on the street is the kid's been traced back to this factory. Yeti: Wasteland? Where will everyone get their scream now?! Sulley: (stage whisper) Hello? Ms. Fearmonger is on vacation, would you like her voicemail? (The camera fades in to the little boy's bedroom, at night. Her snakes rattle in annoyance.). Sulley: Oh! ), (Randall, Fungus, and the off-screen crew members have a good laugh about that last camoflauge sequence.). The closet door creaks open. Mary pulls covers over her head. Augustus "Spike" Jones puts a tentacle in his mouth and blows. The singing stops. Stay calm. Sulley speaks to Mary as though one might talk to a dog.). Is there a problem? Celia: Last night was one of the worst nights of my entire life, bar-none! The Jumbo-tron reads "WARNING: CONTAMINATION ALERT", replacing the yellow circle with a black child inside.). Remember to tip your waitresses. (Mike runs through a side exit door, out of the factory. You'll make him lose his focus. Mike: Get out of here! We're part of your life. Mike: (grunts) Oof! They're nauseatingly cute together.). ), Mike and Sulley: (v.o.) But hey, at least we had some laughs, right? Yes! Sulley: What, you mean You mean, I can't see her again? (stops mocking) What a creep. These are the best of the best; the top Scarers, ready for action. Randall practices camouflaging by blending into various background patterns: wood, brick, wallpaper. Contents 1 Disney 1.1 The Lion King 1.2 101 Dalmatians II: Patch's London Adventure 1.3 Brother Bear 1.4 The Haunted Mansion 1.5 Underdog 1.6 Space Buddies 1.7 Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure 1.8 Oz the Great and Powerful 2 Pixar 2.1 Toy Story 2.2 A Bug's Life 2.3 Toy Story 2 2.4 Monsters, Inc. 2.5 The Incredibles 3 Bloopers of the Caribbean Mike: No, don't touch those, you little--! That should make it even more humiliating when we break the record first. ), (The same image of the restaurant becomes part of a news report, with the word, "KID-TASTROPHE!" Mike: Okay, okay! A snowball hits Sulley in the back. The Jumbo-tron now shows everyone's scare totals. You beat him. ), (The doors slams shut behind him. Sulley : I'm being attacked! ), Sulley: (v.o.) You're in kindergarten, right? ), Sulley: Uh, you go to sleep! CDA Agent: Building clear. And when I do, even the "great" James P. Sullivan is gonna be working for me. ), (Sulley tosses the bear across the room. Suddenly, from the utility hallway, he hears a noise. Whimpering, he protects himself with a garbage can lid. Roz magicially appears in a sparkly dress from inside the tub.). Celia isn't about to be left behind again. Ooh, the love boat is about to set sail! Behind a control console sits an evaluator, the dragon-like Ms. Flint. Mr. Waternoose: Ah, now, show these monsters how it's done. Sulley: Hey, morning, kids. (The room is lit by candlelight. He frantically removes the door that's currently in the station.). Whimpering, he protects himself with a garbage can lid. Mike: I'm sorry I wasn't there for you, but I am now. A yellow hand reaches in with a huge electric razor. I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you. (As George gets to the door, Sulley bursts through, trampling George.). GET UP, SULLEY!!!! Randall takes off angrily. Roz: Two and a half years of undercover work were almost wasted when you intercepted that child, Mr. Sullivan. Now, say goodbye to-- (Mike points to where Boo stood moments before she's gone.). Waternoose: (slamming against the door) Open this door! The VHS also had the bloopers during the credits, and VUDU's digital . gym bag to Waternoose.). (Randall stands menacingly over Sulley, who holds onto the bottom of the door for dear life.). Desperate, Sulley offers her the bear.). ), Sulley: (v.o.) Sulley, Mike and Boo burst out of a door, hanging thousands of feet in the air. He tenses, then relaxes and hugs her back. ), (Randall grabs Mike and pushes him against the wall.). You filled your quota on the first kid of the day. Fungus adjusts the machine. On the sides of the trucks is printed: CDA - CHILD DETECTION AGENCY. I'm not here! You're making him lose his focus. Monsters, Inc. (2001)/Transcript | Eric Thompson Wiki | Fandom But you DIDN'T, did you?! A sign light above the Scare Floor changes from "STANDBY" to "SCARE", replacing the red monster to a green monster. (Mr. Waternoose and Flint escort the recruits out of the room.). It's not okay! Is that supposed to be funny?). None of it matters? We know the challenge. (Boo waddles down a hall in her disguise, babbling and roaring happily. How could I be so stupid? Mike: Well, you know, maybe you should just take a minute and "eedray your isptscray". Randall: First I need to know where the kid is, and you're gonna tell me. ), (Mike pushes the dilapidated door over the side of the platform. A metal dome is bolted over the sock. Oh, we were about to break the record, Sulley. Besides, Sullivan got what he deserved. Monsters, Inc. (Western Animation) - TV Tropes A Bug's Life Bloopers | Scratchpad | Fandom Sulley: (While sliding across) WHOOOAAAA!!!! Sulley: Now, look, what if we just put her back in her door? Sulley: That's what I decided to call her. Don't! You. You know, there's more to life than scaring. (Sulley bursts through the door of the Simulator Room, Waternoose close behind. Boo watches him sadly from her bed. Sulley: What? The lights return to normal levels.). Randall uncamouflaged out of the painting. (Sulley drags Mike away. (putting it together) That cheater! About how you enter the room! Sulley: Ah, actually, that's my uh, cousin's sister's daughter, sir. Yeti: It won't be so hard for you guys, though, you know, I mean, how lucky can you get? Did she turn invisible? Mike: That is the weirdest thing you have ever said. I think there might be a way to save her, if we can just get down to that--. Interviewee #2: It's true! Waternoose: When the door lands in this station, cut the power. (Sulley sits at the mouth of the cave, staring at his hands.). The scaring begins. Right into the monster world! You be a good girl, okay? ), (With Boo in one hand, Sulley grabs the door as it sails out of its station. ), Mike: Oh, hey! (Sulley closes the closet door behind him. She doesn't like Mike to yell at Sulley.). Mike: Don't tell me not to panic. Mike: Okay, let's move. Will you go to sleep? Mike: (forging on) Of my life. Something about a village! Sulley: It's just a closet. Mike: Could we get a little more wax on the floor, please? Sulley: I'm going to head home and work out some more. Fungus. Smitty: Oh, no. CDA agent: Your seat is right over there, sir. I'm cooperating. Monsters Inc. Bloopers and Outtakes: Have a laugh with these funny bloopers from the Disney Pixar Family animated movie directed by Pete Docter, Lee Unkrich and starring Mary Gibbs, John. Now if there's anything that-- (Mary tugs on Waternoose's leg. The boy, now revealed to be an animatronic, winds down and resets. Isolate the contaminate! Meanwhile Mary has discovered Mike's CD collection, neatly arranged in two stacks.). DOT: It's not my fault she's so stressed out. Randall emerges from the door, confused. I-- (A smile spreads across Randall's face.) Mike Wazowski! Sulley: (after hiding Mary behind his back again) Top of the morning, fellas. What are we gonna do? The CDA agents see this and chase after them.). (Charlie, Waxford and Frank gather around Randall, congratulating him.). (Several monsters gasp. Do I look abominable to you? I am never never gonna see her again. In the living room, Mike is in deep thought.). Yo. Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have , (Screen flashes, the piece of cereal hits her cheek. Waternoose: I hope you're happy, Sullivan. Ever since that kid came in, you've ignored everything I've said, and NOW look where we are! Pow-pow-pow-pow-pow! (Mike and Sulley scramble into their chairs to watch the commercial). Oh, we're easy prey, my friend, easy prey! I'm trying to be honest, just hear me out. I don't have to say it. Then we cut to Needleman and Smitty posing as Randall and Fungus. ), (A circular shower curtain flies up around George. Shut it off! ), (A dilapidated trailer sits swamp-side. On the Jumbo-tron behind him is a security cam view of George's back, showing the sock.). (Sulley growls at the paper kid while dodging it. Ms. Flint: And leaving a door open is the worst mistake any employee can make because? Sulley: Boo! Randall enters the bathroom, growling. Monsters, Inc. (2001) Bloopers Outtakes Gag Reel - Dailymotion They all wear little dog collars, too. Surely she's gone down. Too bad he was in on the whole thing! (Sulley tries in vain to catch Boo's eye. ), (A purple chameleon-like monster named Randall Boggs, uncamouflages and jumps out at Mike. Sulley chuckles as he walks toward her.). Below is the wooden chip from her door. It slows to a stop. Celia's snakes begin kissing Mike, too, and it tickles him.). Boo chases him. Randall: When the big hand is pointing up, Randall: and the little hand is pointing up, Randall: the kid's door will be in my station. To Sulley, she is like a diseased rat. ), (Fungus points to the tally board. ), (Boo re-enters the shot from the left while still laughing. ), (Outside of Monsters, Inc., helicopters hover over the factory as large black trucks squeal into the parking lot. (Randall hangs from a door two behind him. Mr. Waternoose: Well, James, that was an impressive display. Randall: (laughs) What do you know? His nerdy assistant Fungus alternates the patterns. All we have to do is call her door down and send her home. 2 GmingScout5572 3 yr. ago The bloopers are in the extras tab 2 Ajs1004 3 yr. ago I have no memory of that. Suddenly a large box covers Mike and snatches him away. Charlie: What the--? Feel the burn! Waternoose: (to Randall) Finally! (Sulley exits the stage as the crowd cheers. Yeti: You wanna go to the village? The blue day care kid pops out of the bag wearing a girlish wig. Sulley frees Boo from the chair. This is the way hundreds of children see him every night in their rooms. It can happen. Mike: I could use the exercise? Randall prepares to push Sulley off for the last time.) Hmmm. (Mr. Waternoose is suddenly struck with an idea.). Make it stop!!! Randall: Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. I'm out of ideas. (slaps Smitty again), Needleman: We're never gonna work in Hollywood again! He hears the echoey voices of Randall and Fungus, which grow clearer as Sulley gets closer to them.). Sulley turns away, slowly closing the closet door after him. Celia: (calling) Michael!!!! Sulley: (v.o.) (Mike looks up at Sulley. Keep it up! We see the toys on the shelf. It's a new haircut, isn't it? (George looks around, confused. See? , Mike: Running 'round the restaurant, this is really wild! ), (Mike enters the room and jumps on the bed. Everything is not okay. It slams shut again. (Screen fades to all the monster performers on stage Mike opens the white door prop and throws the blue day care kid through the door way, but he still slithers around the doorway as part of the grand finale. ), Bile: I was going for a snake/ninja approach with a little hissing. - We're pan' of your life. Mike holds up a piece of paper.). And, uh, how's Georgie doing? (jumping up) Oh. Mike : Look, it's not that I don't care about the kid. Sulley, Mike and Boo follow Boo's door down a long corridor.). And when I find whoever let it out, they're DEAD! As long as it doesn't come near us, we're going to be okay. Lead CDA Agent: Stay where you are. ), (He spots Sulley staggering along pathetically, cradling his "Boo garbage cube" in his arms.). (he rewinds the tape and plays it.). Anyone else disappointed the bloops for early Pixar aren't there? ), (A pile of partially assembled doors starts to move, as if someone were stacked within it. Oh, I love kindergarten. (George realizing he caused the alarms, and he tries frantically to remove the sock. Ow! Because you're on your own. I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you. , (Luxo Jr.'s light turns off on the last note), Scene 1: Monsters in the Closet/Mr. (The door is clearly missing a piece. (Boo scampers up to Sulley. taped to the clipboard backing is the now tattered picture Boo drew of herself and Sulley.
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